"What up, slut. I'm at the Bergmann with [Miss A]. Where the fuck are you?"
It's especially HILARIOUS if you know that the boss is a 35 year old man.
How does a night deteriorate to this level?
It starts with white wine and a salad for dinner (should have included some carbs), then it includes champagne and lots of vodka.
Other highlights? I told the Mexican guy who works at the hotel that I would pay him to make me tamales. I did the chicken dance. I bet there are more. I just don't remember them.