Where's the casual flirting, Melissa? Where's the sarcasm? Where's the tough girl attitude, Melissa? Where is our bitter single friend?
Don't worry, guys, bitter single Melissa is due back in town any time now. About the same time Mr. CP is due to leave town. Then you can expect more jokes about vomiting when couples do cute things, more angling for free drinks from guys, more Melissa out with the girls...
You may have missed bitter single Melissa, but I must say, it has been a nice, much needed vacation from bitter single-tude.
Oh, and that's what I've been doing lately, spending all my time being SOFT. That and listening to NPR 24/7, working two jobs, and lately having some sort of flu or cold.