Monday, March 23, 2009

Funny Keywords

Blog friends of the past have done this, but when I had checked before I wasn't all that impressed with my own search keywords. There have been a few funny ones now:

  • "When a guy stands you up" - OUCH! Someone from the interweb knows my dating life is pathetic now.
  • "A great scary place for a 10 year old to have a party" - Yeah, that would be my place? Hell, right now my apartment is a scary place for anyone to have a party - or live - cockroaches included.
  • "Fate of Morton Salt" - Um. What is the fate of Morton Salt? Who cares?
  • "I notice you noticing me and I wan" - You wan. You wanna? You wanna what? Am I supposed to know the answer?
  • "Scary binge drinking stories" - I like to think of mine as funny cautionary tales, not scary. Maybe I should change the title of my blog.
  • "Sleep make hangover worse" - Who gave a caveman beer? This seems like some sort of ethics violation. PETA? PETC?
  • "What does "just gonna go with it" mean?" - Do we have to break it down for you? I'm guessing this person is over analyzing a situation - the proper use of punctuation leads me to believe this isn't an ESL question.
  • "Slowgun of unhealthy food" - I can't even come up with something witty for this one. What? Does anyone know what this means?

So, if anyone tries these exact keywords again, they will just find themselves mocked.


Pat said...

Strange search terms, I like "The Fate of Morton Salt," it sounds like a quirky film.

Melissa Leeanne said...

If I were in any way musically talented, that could be my indie band name.